Level pro! Uuuuuu, that’s a serious topic… a discipline I started practicing a long time ago.

Why and for what? Well, it simply stands out! It gets kind of interesting… everything around you starts to change. Everyone sometimes wants to be Ronaldo… there’s polenta, corn mush or žganci, the broth is simmering… shock on the face because we still don’t get it — how? What’s the trick?

Well, practice… train… walk… add… because sometimes it’s even hard to stay focused, right?

Do you even know which colors you like to see? You like the warm ones, you know! There are also the cold ones. What’s the feeling when you finally find out which ones they are? Ahaaaa… those ones… and you’re still here, and I still can’t quite catch them.

Prompting! That’s something that was always kind of… really kind of good… when you can’t be yourself, but you have to do everything by the program. Like a robot. Because that’s what’s expected.

What’s the feeling when you finally find out which ones they are? Ahaaaa… those ones… and you’re still here, and I still can’t quite catch them. No problem — here, I’ll change everything. One remark and I change immediately. I simply have to stay within the expected frame, otherwise it’s not good and it’s not understood.

They say: it’s going to rain! Well isn’t that rain enough already! 😂

Level pro!!! Sounds like you’re about to buy a new phone and you’re like — it’s not the regular one, it’s the Pro! I’ll add a few more euros just so it has that “Pro”! It doesn’t really work like that.

To be pro, you have to practice consistently, and work consistently. It doesn’t work… it’s not fruit… or Warcraft. You can be bad or, let’s say, good, but even if you lose — nothing significant will change in your life or career.

In real time — well there you don’t have much time. The sand is running, there’s less and less of it, and when you take a hit, it takes time to make up for where you stumbled.

Let’s be clear — these are pure examples from my life, because I see some people trying again, I don’t know which time, to explain to me what I’m writing about, while they themselves don’t know where they’re going. Or at least pretend they don’t know. We still have to figure that out. 😂👌

The message of the day has always been: take only the worst from those close to you. Never give them a compliment, a good word, because that costs too! Prepare the R1 invoice, make sure everything is within the rules and of course normal, because otherwise God forbid, right! And before everything, go to mass, so everything is okay, because that’s the only correct way.

We who grew up in the church — we’ll move out of everyone’s way, because no one has anything to ask us anyway.

I wanted to be pro! Pro, but iss pro evaluation… Of everything — just that second part. 🤔

Jokes aside — two‑ply toilet paper is good too, it doesn’t have to be three‑ply. Your butt won’t notice anyway. At the end of the day — that’s not important either.

The only important thing is that you bought yourself a new phone and that it’s Pro.

And for everything else… right?

 


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